被批把队长袖标扔在地上泄愤,曼德拉戈拉:是队友没接住(被指怒扔队长袖标泄愤,曼德拉戈拉澄清:是传给队友,没接到才落地)

Crafting translations and explanations
I’m thinking about providing a smooth English translation for the joke and explaining it by framing the act of throwing on the ground as a failed pass to a teammate—it deflects criticism. If the user is interested, I could also offer to polish it into a better Chinese headline or create similar quips. It seems like a fun project to help them with!
大意:被批评把队长袖标摔地泄愤,曼德拉戈拉回应:那是队友没把我扔过去的袖标接住。

这个句子是体育新闻/段子体的反讽:外界认为他情绪失控把袖标摔地,他则把动作“洗白”为正常把袖标抛给下一任队长,但队友没接稳才落地。笑点在于把“摔”说成“传”,用技术失误解释情绪行为。
需要我:
- 做一个更正式/更犀利的中文标题改写?
- 英文翻译几版(直译/意译/标题体)?
- 补充具体赛况背景和原始报道链接? 
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